Trust No One Pest Control Unisex Tee

This 100% cotton gem brings the supernatural comfort required for late night rabbit holes, ominous phone calls, and questioning every shadow in your hallway. Perfect for believers, skeptics, and anyone who's ever wondered if the truth really is out there. Great for people who love conspiracies but also love a soft shirt they can trust more than their government or the FBI. Wear it while you connect the dots, investigate unexplained phenomena, or simply contemplate why your laundry keeps disappearing. Because sometimes the real conspiracy is finding a comfortable tee that doesn't shrink after one wash.

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