Vandelay Industries Unisex Tee

This 100% cotton tee brings the spiritual energy of standing in line at the Soup spot while pondering life’s most pointless questions. It is absurdly comfortable which is ironic considering no one in the show ever seemed comfortable with anything. Perfect for wearing when you want to complain about absolutely nothing at all, which is a skill that takes years to master. SEO buffet: Seinfeld tee, sitcom nostalgia shirt, 90s comedy apparel.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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