Trailblazers Alt Chaos Unisex Tee

You don’t cry over trades — you craft playlists about them. This lightweight 100% cotton tee is emotional support for everyone who’s ever yelled “Dame time” into the void. The relaxed unisex fit feels like therapy, smells like espresso, and reads like denial.

Every fiber carries Trail Blazers melancholy and Portland absurdity. SEO can call it whatever it wants: Portland Trail Blazers basketball tee, 100 percent cotton NBA apparel, breathable unisex comfort for the eternally hopeful. You call it survival.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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