Texans Annoyed Unisex Tee

Houston keeps promising that the latest reset is the final reset, which is adorable in a metropolitan kind of way. The Texans collect fresh starts like souvenir cups and then wonder why the shelf sags. This unisex 100% cotton tee hugs the fan who laughs through rebuild arithmetic. Houston believes patience is a pipeline that eventually pays out. The Texans flirt with competence, then ghost it on third down. Houston shrugs and orders another optimism refill.

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