Shoot Your Eye Out Club Unisex Tee

Made with 100% cotton, this tee is basically a wearable cry for help if you've ever experienced the triple threat of childhood humiliation: a BB gun you definitely shouldn't have been trusted with, a leg lamp that somehow became your family's prized decoration, and the unspeakable horror of being gifted a pink bunny suit. Perfect for anyone who's spent decades in therapy avoiding frozen poles and the lingering shame of their parents' questionable holiday décor choices. Because nothing says "I survived A Christmas Story" like wearing your trauma on your chest. Soft, comfortable, and infinitely less embarrassing than actually living through it. Christmas Story tee, leg lamp shirt, nostalgic holiday apparel, Ralphie costume, fra-gee-lay gift.

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