Phish Chalkboard Simpson Unisex Tee
Somewhere between detention and a twenty minute guitar solo, traditional education completely lost control of the situation. And frankly, we're not convinced that's a bad thing.
This design combines nostalgic cartoon classroom mischief with the wonderfully questionable priorities of Phans. Writing a familiar musical philosophy on the chalkboard, this retro inspired graphic tee celebrates the timeless struggle between responsible adulthood and driving six hours to hear four guys play a song that might not actually end before midnight. Some people call that poor time management. We call it continuing education.
Made from 100% cotton, this soft unisex t-shirt is comfortable enough for concerts, festivals, and pretending to work while researching summer tour dates. It's the perfect shirt for anyone who believes life's important lessons include improvisation, questionable road trip decisions, and knowing when to surrender to the flow. Your permanent record may disagree.
Unisex Tee
Bella + Canvas · 3001
A soft, lightweight everyday t-shirt with a classic crewneck and comfortable unisex fit. Solid colors use 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fabric blends vary for heather and specialty colors.
Size Guide
Measurements below are of the shirt laid flat, in inches. Width is measured straight across the chest, not around the body. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a favorite t-shirt you already own.
| Size | Width (A) | Length (B) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ | 28″ |
| M | 20″ | 29″ |
| L | 22″ | 30″ |
| XL | 24″ | 31″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 32″ |
| 3XL | 28″ | 33″ |
| 4XL | 30″ | 34″ |
How to measure
A · Width: Measure from one underarm seam to the other across the chest.
B · Length: Measure from the highest shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.
Fit, Fabric & Construction
- Fabric: Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Heather and specialty colors may include polyester or other fibers; check the selected color for its exact blend.
- Fit: Unisex retail fit with a comfortable, slightly tailored silhouette.
- Collar: Ribbed crewneck with shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
- Construction: Side-seamed body for a consistent shape.
- Finish: Pre-shrunk fabric helps reduce shrinkage, though some shrinkage may still occur.
Decoration Style · DTG Printing
Our designs are printed directly onto the fabric, creating a soft, comfortable feel without the thick, raised texture of some other printing methods. DTG gives you detailed, vibrant graphics that feel more like part of the shirt rather than a separate layer sitting on top of it. The exact feel may vary with the design and print coverage.
Fabric Notes
The Bella + Canvas 3001 is made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth hand feel. Fiber composition varies by color, so check your selected product color if you need an exact fabric blend.
Care Instructions
For best results, wash inside out with similar colors in cold water on a gentle cycle. Use mild detergent and avoid bleach and fabric softener. Air dry when possible or tumble dry on low. Do not iron directly over the printed design, and avoid dry cleaning. Following these tips can help preserve the shirt and its print.
Insanesational Vibes · Bella + Canvas 3001 · Unisex Tee
