Paranormal Removal Dept Unisex Tee
Crafted from 100% cotton, this shirt is perfect for believers, skeptics, and that one friend who's convinced the truth is out there—and won't stop texting you about it at 2 AM. Soft comfort meets creepy mystery wrapped in the emotional support energy of a flashlight in a dark forest. Wear it to signal that you trust no one (except this tee). The FBI can't explain how comfortable it is. The believer would approve. The skeptic would demand empirical evidence of its softness, but she'd wear it anyway.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any studio, network, franchise, producer, cast member, or rights holder.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
