Paranormal Removal Dept Unisex Tee

Crafted from 100% cotton, this shirt is perfect for believers, skeptics, and that one friend who's convinced the truth is out there—and won't stop texting you about it at 2 AM. Soft comfort meets creepy mystery wrapped in the emotional support energy of a flashlight in a dark forest. Wear it to signal that you trust no one (except this tee). The FBI can't explain how comfortable it is. Mulder would approve. Scully would demand empirical evidence of its softness, but she'd wear it anyway.

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