Puppet Master Unisex Tee
This 100% cotton tee is soft enough for comfort but tough enough for people who pretend folding laundry is the band music video. Lightweight, breathable, and smoother than a guitarist solo, it handles sweat, chaos, and the accidental whiplash of headbanging in your kitchen. Great for long drives, loud nights, and telling everyone within 30 feet that yes, you still think “Master of Puppets” is the greatest achievement of mankind. This shirt won’t judge your volume choices — but your neighbors will.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any artist, band, record label, publisher, estate, tour, or rights holder.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
