Metallica Puppet Master Unisex Tee

This 100% cotton tee is soft enough for comfort but tough enough for people who pretend folding laundry is a Metallica music video. Lightweight, breathable, and smoother than a Kirk Hammett solo, it handles sweat, chaos, and the accidental whiplash of headbanging in your kitchen. Great for long drives, loud nights, and telling everyone within 30 feet that yes, you still think “Master of Puppets” is the greatest achievement of mankind. This shirt won’t judge your volume choices — but your neighbors will.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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