Keyser Soda Unisex Tee
Crafted from 100% cotton, this tee is perfect for movie fans who enjoy unreliable narrators, police interrogations that go nowhere, and endings that make you question every life choice you've ever made. Ideal for those who spot clues hours before their friends and then pretend they "totally knew it." Wear it while you convince yourself you knew the mystery man's true identity all along—even though you definitely didn't until that final reveal blindsided you like a lineup you'll never forget. Perfect for rewatching the film seventeen times to catch details you somehow missed, then arguing about it at parties with the confidence of someone who absolutely understands what just happened.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any studio, network, franchise, producer, cast member, or rights holder.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
