I Got A Rock Unisex Tee
Sometimes life gives you lemons. Sometimes Halloween gives everyone else candy and presents you with a rock. Not chocolate disguised as a rock. Not candy shaped like a rock. An actual contribution from the Earth’s crust. The I Got A Rock Unisex Tee celebrates that magnificent level of seasonal disappointment with exactly the kind of absurd Halloween humor we can all appreciate after watching someone else walk away with the good candy.
Made from 100% cotton, this comfortable unisex Halloween t-shirt is perfect for Halloween parties, trick or treating, fall festivals, pumpkin carving, October gatherings, spooky season outfits, and silently evaluating the candy distribution policies of your neighbors. It also makes a funny Halloween gift for fans of nostalgic fall humor, classic Halloween disappointment, and anyone who has opened a treat bag only to discover that somebody apparently thinks pencils count as candy.
Some people get the king size chocolate bar. Some people build character.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
