I Got A Rock Unisex Hoodie
Halloween can be a beautiful lesson in expectations. One house gives you a full size candy bar. The next gives you something involving raisins. Then, theoretically speaking of course, life hands you a rock. The I Got A Rock Hoodie celebrates the spectacular disappointment of watching everyone else score Halloween treasure while you stand there holding a geological specimen and reconsidering every decision that brought you to this moment.
Made from a cozy 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend in solid colors, this unisex Halloween hoodie has a soft brushed interior and front pouch pocket for cool October nights, trick or treating, Halloween parties, pumpkin patches, fall festivals, and recovering emotionally from disappointing candy distributions. The funny Halloween design makes an excellent spooky season gift for people who love nostalgic Halloween humor, absurd jokes, and rooting for the person who somehow manages to lose at an activity where strangers are literally giving things away.
Everyone else got candy. You got sedimentary character development.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
