Falcons Eye Roll Unisex Hoodie
The Falcons Eye Roll Hoodie is for those magical moments when your television asks: “Would you like to continue watching?” And you realize even the television is concerned about you. Our spectacularly annoyed falcon has had enough. You have also had enough. Neither of you is leaving.
Made from a 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend in solid colors, this hoodie features a cozy brushed interior and front pouch pocket — conveniently located for burying your hands while resisting the urge to point aggressively at the screen.
Comfortable? Absolutely. Emotionally therapeutic? We're not legally qualified to make that claim.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
Independent fan-inspired design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any professional league, team, university, conference, or organization.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.








