Cosmic Moonface Unisex Hoodie
Space is enormous. Scientists estimate there are hundreds of billions of galaxies, countless stars, and more cosmic mysteries than humanity could possibly comprehend. And yet, somewhere in this magnificent universe, we've managed to create a moon with a face that looks like it has absolutely no intention of explaining itself. Billions of years of cosmic evolution, and this is where we've landed. Personally, we think it's progress.
The Cosmic Moonface Unisex Hoodie takes our signature Insanesational Vibes moonface and sends it on a colorful journey through the wonderfully absurd universe. Perfect for moon lovers, astronomy enthusiasts, and people who occasionally stare at the night sky wondering whether the universe is laughing with us or at us.
Made from a cozy 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend in solid colors, this comfortable unisex pullover hoodie features a soft brushed interior, adjustable drawstring hood, and front pouch pocket for everyday warmth. Whether you're enjoying a chilly evening, attending a concert, exploring the outdoors, or standing in the kitchen at midnight wondering why you opened the refrigerator, this celestial graphic sweatshirt has you covered.
The universe may be infinite. Our understanding of it certainly isn't. But at least we've got a moon that looks like it knows what's going on.
Unisex Hoodie Size & Product Guide
Gildan · Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt · 18500
Meet your everyday pullover hoodie: a classic unisex fit, a soft brushed interior, and a front pouch pocket for keeping your hands warm (or pretending you know where your keys are).
Size Chart
Measurements below are garment dimensions in inches, measured flat. Width is measured across the chest, about 1 inch below the armholes. Length is measured from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem. Compare these measurements with a hoodie you already own for the best fit.
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
Sizing may vary slightly due to normal manufacturing tolerances. Not every color is offered in every size.
Width: Lay a hoodie flat and measure straight across the chest.
Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
For a roomier fit or layering, compare against a favorite oversized hoodie.
Fit, Fabric & Construction
Fit: Classic unisex pullover silhouette with a relaxed everyday feel. Fabric: Solid colors are typically 50% cotton and 50% polyester; some heather colors have different blends. Feel: Soft brushed fleece interior for comfortable warmth. Details: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband, and durable stitching.
Decoration Style: DTG (Direct-to-Garment)
Our designs are printed directly onto the fabric, creating a soft, comfortable feel without the thick, raised texture of some other printing methods. DTG gives you detailed, vibrant graphics that feel more like part of the hoodie rather than a separate layer sitting on top of it.
Care Instructions
Wash inside out with similar colors in cold water. Use a gentle cycle and mild detergent; avoid bleach and fabric softener. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Following these steps helps keep your hoodie and its print looking good longer.
