Colts Miffed Unisex Tee

Indianapolis keeps buying batteries for the reboot button like it charges the standings. The Colts promise rhythm, then the metronome trips over its own foot. This unisex 100% cotton tee cushions fans who know polite football turns rude in the red zone. Indianapolis brags about balance while the ground game forgets to RSVP. The Colts audition momentum, then ask it to come back later. Indianapolis smiles tightly and files another feedback form.

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