Browns Alt Unisex Hoodie

This hoodie is a sarcastic forcefield against lake-effect snow and yet another winter of Cleveland disappointment. The Browns deliver heartbreak like a Netflix series delivers cliffhangers, and this sweatshirt is the binge-watching armor you need. Soft, warm, and dripping with SEO-fueled keywords like Cleveland fandom, NFL retro, Browns football, classic gridiron gear, this hoodie might be the only thing keeping you from screaming at the moon in January. It’s like Game of Thrones: every season starts with hope, ends in chaos, and leaves Cleveland fans wrapped in a hoodie muttering, “Maybe next year.”

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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