Browns Alt Distressed Hat

This distressed hat is pure Cleveland energy — stubborn, sarcastic, and slightly broken but still here. Browns fandom looks best when it’s worn out like your lawn mower, your grill, or your patience during another 4th quarter collapse. Distressed style is the keyword gift that keeps giving: retro NFL chaos, vintage Cleveland gear, Browns football irony, all in one busted-yet-beautiful cap. It’s the pop culture crossover of dad jokes and meme culture — a hat that basically yells “get off my lawn” while still fitting perfectly at the tailgate. Cleveland chaos, Browns stubbornness, and NFL fandom stitched right on your forehead.

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure

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