Bears Do Not Feed Them Unisex Tee

Regular price $26.99

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Chicago loves a fresh start the way toddlers love glitter. The Bears say the locker room is different now, and Chicago decides the scoreboard will behave. This unisex 100% cotton tee handles the emotional swings that follow, which is useful when optimism outruns conditioning. The Bears can turn a screen pass into a sermon if Chicago believes hard enough. Keep smiling, Chicago, because the Bears occasionally reward delusion with fireworks.

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  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57