Bears Do Not Feed Them Unisex Tee
Chicago loves a fresh start the way toddlers love glitter. The Bears say the locker room is different now, and Chicago decides the scoreboard will behave. This unisex 100% cotton tee handles the emotional swings that follow, which is useful when optimism outruns conditioning. The Bears can turn a screen pass into a sermon if Chicago believes hard enough. Keep smiling, Chicago, because the Bears occasionally reward delusion with fireworks.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |







