Bears Da Pope Unisex Tee

Chicago wakes up every August and decides the football universe has finally learned manners. The Bears unveil buzzwords about culture and chemistry, and Chicago nods like a proud parent at a science fair volcano. This unisex 100% cotton tee is the uniform of cautious optimism that somehow becomes reckless by Week One. The Bears will absolutely convert that red zone chance because Chicago manifested it with grilled onions and optimism. Keep wearing it, Chicago, since the Bears have a habit of answering only when you dare them to.

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