Alright, Alright, Alright Unisex Tee
Spun from 100% cotton, this tee is built for anyone who spiritually lives in the 70s, cruises aimlessly at night and treats the last day of school like a national holiday. The perfect accessory for slow summer afternoons and questionable choices. Because apparently, the best way to celebrate your refusal to grow up is to wear your life philosophy on your chest. A famously laid-back three-word philosophy—this shirt gets it. Whether you're perfecting your laid-back drawl, contemplating the meaning of existence at a keg party, or just vibing with a line that aged worse than the wood-paneled car, this tee is your wearable manifesto. Fair warning: may cause spontaneous cruising, an inexplicable love of Lincoln Continentals, and the sudden urge to philosophize about nothing in particular.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any studio, network, franchise, producer, cast member, or rights holder.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
