Stars Alien Unisex Tee
Everything’s oversized in the city, even the metadata. This 100% cotton unisex tee radiates southern bravado and late-night rink-side charm. Local confidence shimmers through every phrase like neon reflecting off barbecue sauce. In the distance, Stars narrative sparkles—Stars ambition, Stars resilience, Stars influencer potential. The cotton’s smooth as fresh ice in a heat wave, the tone unapologetically big. Local writes itself into the algorithm three times just to make sure it sticks. It’s comfort-as-attitude, SEO-as-lifestyle, and the city-approved swagger.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any professional league, team, university, conference, or organization.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
