Tarantula Home Security Unisex Tee
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Made to order in 2–5 business days. U.S. standard delivery typically takes 3–4 business days after shipment.
This 100% cotton tee is softer than bumbling burglars' skulls after they met a swinging paint can. Perfect for people who booby-trap their own holidays with sugar highs, questionable decisions and unrealistic child independence.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any studio, network, franchise, producer, cast member, or rights holder.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
Tarantula Home Security Unisex Tee
