Tarantula Home Security Unisex Tee

This 100% cotton tee is softer than the Wet Bandits’ skulls after they met a swinging paint can. Perfect for people who booby-trap their own holidays with sugar highs, questionable decisions and unrealistic child independence. SEO fun: Home Alone tee, Kevin McCallister shirt, Christmas comedy shirt.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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