Pretender Mask Unisex Tee

Regular price $26.99

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Soft 100% cotton with the emotional stability you clearly lack. Lightweight, breathable, and ready for scream-singing, this tee is made for people who treat every chorus like a therapy session. It holds color like your nostalgia holds you, and drapes perfectly whether you're dancing, crying, or mixing both into a concerning cocktail. Great for concerts, long drives, and moments when you suddenly realize the frontman is basically America’s stepdad.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any artist, band, record label, publisher, estate, tour, or rights holder.