Bears Alt Steampunk Unisex Tee

There is a ritual where Chicago flips the page and calls it prophecy. The Bears talk about momentum like it can be bottled, then Chicago shakes the bottle and claims it tastes like January. This unisex 100% cotton tee is for those who treat schedule releases like confetti cannons. The Bears will make third down feel friendly, and Chicago will pretend wind is a motivational speaker. Keep the tradition, Chicago, since the Bears always flirt with hope before learning your first name.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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