Patriots Alt Stoic Unisex Tee

New England treated dominance like a personality trait and forgot the league had other teams. The Patriots built an empire, then misplaced the instruction manual. This unisex 100% cotton tee comforts the region through its awkward detox from dynasty. New England swears the rebuild is temporary, and the Patriots swear they’re fine. The city clings to past banners like security blankets, whispering GOAT lullabies.

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