Comfortably Numb Pharmacy Unisex Tee
Smooth, breathable 100% cotton fabric—because apparently you need *something* solid to wear while your mind takes a 23-minute instrumental journey to the dark side of the moon. Perfect for drifting, dreaming, disappearing mentally, and contemplating the universe at 3AM (or during a 14-hour the band marathon, no judgment). Sure, you could wear this to actually *feel* something, or you could just stand there comfortably numb in premium cotton comfort. Pairs exceptionally well with: existential dread, moonbeams, brick-themed interior design, and the nagging sense that you're not getting enough sleep because you keep replaying "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" on repeat.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any artist, band, record label, publisher, estate, tour, or rights holder.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
