Radioactive Detergent Unisex Tee

Regular price $26.99

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Made to order in 2–5 business days. U.S. standard delivery typically takes 3–4 business days after shipment.

Soft, smooth, and suspiciously flattering, this 100% cotton tee is ready for high-intensity emotions, crisis-level cardio, and the occasional attempt to hit notes you have no business attempting. Ideal for anyone who listens to the band like it’s a pre-game pep talk for life.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any artist, band, record label, publisher, estate, tour, or rights holder.