Dude On A Toilet Unisex Tee

Regular price $26.99

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Made from 100% cotton, this tee is designed for anyone whose life philosophy revolves around bowling, bathrobes and aggressively casual vibes. Look, man, it's not about the shirt, it's about what the shirt represents. A lifestyle. A way of being. You put this on and suddenly you're not just wearing cotton, you're wearing a statement that says, everyone is entitled to one aggressively casual opinion It's perfect for those of us who understand that true style isn't about trying too hard. In fact, it's about not trying at all. Just slip it on and channel the inner calm of someone who stays aggressively unbothered. Because let's face it, in a world full of people trying to be a bathrobe philosopher, you're actually living it. That's pretty far out... man. 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any studio, network, franchise, producer, cast member, or rights holder.