Shoot Your Eye Out Club Unisex Tee

This 100% cotton wonder is for those who respect classic cinema, dysfunctional families and the annual reminder that the universe wants you to wear ugly snowsuits. Soft, comfy and slightly dangerous—just like Ralphie’s entire childhood. SEO gold: Ralphie shirt, nostalgic Christmas tee, BB gun quote shirt.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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