Pick Your Poison Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $39.99

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Made to order in 2–5 business days. U.S. standard delivery typically takes 3–4 business days after shipment.

Most jack-o’-lanterns sit politely on the porch and hold a candle. This one looks like it ate the porch. The Pick Your Poison Hoodie turns Halloween orange, sinister black, and electric purple into one seriously angry pumpkin that clearly skipped the whole friendly neighborhood decoration phase.

Made from a 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend in solid colors, this hoodie features a soft brushed interior and front pouch pocket for comfortable everyday warmth.

Wear it when your Halloween spirit leans considerably more menace than miniature candy bar.

Choose wisely. Or don’t. More entertaining that way.