Griswold Pest Removal Unisex Tee

Regular price $26.99

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Made to order in 2–5 business days. U.S. standard delivery typically takes 3–4 business days after shipment.

Crafted from 100% cotton, this tee feels like the soft hug the holiday dad deserved but never got from anyone except maybe the electric company. Ideal for holiday warriors who’ve survived bonus disasters, exploding turkeys and relatives who smell like they’ve been fermenting eggnog since '86. Put it on, look festive, mentally prepare for your house to catch on fire.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any studio, network, franchise, producer, cast member, or rights holder.