Lions Alt Glo Distressed Hat
Introducing the ultimate Lions distressed hat — perfectly frayed, gloriously weathered, and emotionally exhausted… just like every Lions fan by mid-season. This is not just a hat. This is a battle-tested, therapy-avoiding, caffeine-fueled declaration that you have chosen to love the Lions and will go down with this Honolulu Blue ship.
Crafted with precision-distressed fabric (probably by someone who’s also a Lions fan and understands pain), this Lions cap says: “I’ve seen some things. Fourth-and-25 things. Dan Campbell going for it from our own 17 things.” It’s breathable, adjustable, and strong enough to be thrown across the room when we go full Lions in the 4th quarter.
Perfect for:
Sundays (both hopeful and hopeless)
Tailgates with emotional support nachos
Pretending this is definitely the year
Covering your head while praying to the Football Gods for a functioning defense
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
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