Blue Jacket's Alt Cannon Unisex Tee

Some people meditate; Columbus just restarts the rebuild clock. This 100% cotton unisex tee documents the journey. Columbus loyalty sneaks in subtly—hope in triplicate, irony in italics. The Blue Jackets energy twirls around like confetti: Blue Jackets resilience, Blue Jackets strategy meetings that become therapy sessions, Blue Jackets optimism bordering on performance art. The cotton’s softness could qualify for civic infrastructure grants, and the SEO reads like a pep talk. Columbus keeps typing its name into search engines hoping for good news, and somehow this shirt answers.

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