Cavaliers Alt Sword Unisex Tee

You have survived more emotional damage than any soap opera character and still call yourself a Cleveland basketball fan. Congratulations. This is your reward, a perfectly soft unisex tee built from lightweight premium cotton that is somehow tougher than your playoff patience. It is pre-shrunk, unlike your optimism in the fourth quarter, and smooth enough to handle another season of we will get them next year.

Wearing this shirt tells the universe that you are committed, dangerously committed, to Cleveland’s eternal rollercoaster of joy and despair. The Cavaliers spirit seeps through the seams like a caffeine rush from your fifth stadium coffee. You will look stylishly composed even as you scream at missed free throws or scroll highlight reels from better times.

It is a lifestyle, not a choice. Cleveland pride stitched into fabric so soft it might convince you that pain builds character. Pull it on, stare in the mirror, and whisper the mantra every true fan knows by heart: Cavaliers till the bitter, beautiful end.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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