Stairway Closed For Repair Unisex Tee
Soft 100% cotton tee that'll make you feel like you're still 25, even though your back disagrees. Perfect for debating whether IV or Physical Graffiti is superior while your knees remind you why you can't actually climb the Stairway to Heaven anymore. Durable enough to survive decades of wear—kind of like your vinyl collection. Breathable fabric because let's face it, you're going to need it when you realize you've been a fan longer than some of these songs have existed. Turn your mid-life crisis into a fashion statement. Your cardiologist won't approve, but your record collection will.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any artist, band, record label, publisher, estate, tour, or rights holder.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
