Red Ryder Safety Academy Unisex Tee
Made with 100% cotton, this tee is basically a wearable cry for help if you've ever experienced the triple threat of childhood humiliation: a BB gun you definitely shouldn't have been trusted with, a leg lamp that somehow became your family's prized decoration, and the unspeakable horror of being gifted a pink bunny suit. Perfect for anyone who's spent decades in therapy avoiding frozen poles and the lingering shame of their parents' questionable holiday décor choices. Because nothing says "I survived the childhood holiday classic" like wearing your trauma on your chest. Soft, comfortable, and infinitely less embarrassing than actually living through it. The childhood holiday classic tee, leg lamp shirt, nostalgic holiday apparel, the determined kid costume, fra-gee-lay gift.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any studio, network, franchise, producer, cast member, or rights holder.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
