Machine Gun Sweater Unisex Tee
Made from 100% cotton, this tee is ideal for people who know the high-rise action classic is a Christmas movie and will fight about it at dinner. Perfect for crawling through vents, arguing with the villain, or silently judging anyone who hasn't seen it. Bonus points if you can quote a particularly unhinged holiday message at every holiday gathering. Wear it while eating Christmas cookies and yelling an action-hero holiday greeting at your relatives. Because nothing says festive cheer like a terrorist takeover of a high-rise office building.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired parody design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any studio, network, franchise, producer, cast member, or rights holder.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
