Patriots Stoic Unisex Tee
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Local treated dominance like a personality trait and forgot the league had other teams. The Patriots built an empire, then misplaced the instruction manual. This unisex 100% cotton tee comforts the region through its awkward detox from dynasty. The city swears the rebuild is temporary, and Patriots swear they’re fine. Local clings to past banners like security blankets, whispering GOAT lullabies.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any professional league, team, university, conference, or organization.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.
Patriots Stoic Unisex Tee
