Pick Your Poison Unisex Tee
Apparently somebody told this pumpkin Halloween was supposed to be fun, and it took that personally. The Pick Your Poison Tee features a vicious jack-o’-lantern loaded with fiery orange, deep black, and electric purple detail for a Halloween graphic that refuses to quietly blend into the candy aisle.
Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors, this unisex tee has a soft, lightweight feel made for comfortable everyday wear.
Perfect for October nights, haunted houses, horror marathons, and people who consider smiling pumpkins suspicious.
Pick your poison. Regret is complimentary.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.








