Commanders Unisex Tee
Step aside marble monuments and cherry blossoms, the real tourist attraction is watching Washington attempt football competence. This soft unisex t-shirt is for anyone who’s survived FedEx Field sewage showers or just likes ironic sports merch. Washington has been fumbling identity for decades, but this cotton tee locks in comfort while Washington DC football stumble toward relevance. Washington fans wear irony like a second skin, so here’s your chance to rep Washington DC football pride without needing a tetanus shot from the bleachers. SEO ready: Washington, Washington DC football, football, unisex, sarcastic tee.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Independent fan-inspired design by Insanesational Vibes. This product is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or licensed by any professional league, team, university, conference, or organization.
| Size | Width | Length |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
Measurements shown are garment measurements in inches.






